"Oh sure…Center For Disease Control. Think about it, man— disease CONTROL!!"

I always avoid the Autograph section of any comic con (TM) I go to. I can't help but feel bad for the guy who played a villain on one episode of the original Battlestar Galactica sitting there lonely and forlorn. Not enough to make eye contact, but still….

Son of Koko and heir to the lineage of Godo, Mogo and Chim Chim. Winthrop.

"The penis is Evil! The pan-seared ahi with wasabi butter glaze is Good!"

Heston was pretty mad when he finally heard about it, too.

*Crashes spectacularly into something*
"I'm good!"

"Extended montage lingering on banana sucking. Scene of Minion pulling down pants to reveal firm, protruding buttocks."

Yeah, that just seems to be manufactured to make EvilCorp look as bad as possible. I haven't seen it yet - I really liked the Host and Mother - but unless there's some kind of plot hand-wave the giant pigs as food source just seems like that weird thing in pop Sci-Fi from the early 20th century where some scientist…

Don't tell me the Nuge is sweet-poontang-whipped!!

Still holding out for a feature length Mutants of 2051 A.D.
"I was kinda like a one man force eh, like Charlton Heston in Omega Man."
https://youtu.be/s-K990t7qFM

"You mean two of these things!" — Robert Crane's dead father.

Col. Klink (shakes fist): "Iiiilsa!!"

*whispery Kyle Maclachlan voiceover* : "Star Trek…Star Wars…is there a connection?"

evokes the kind of gasping despair perfected by the likes of apocalyptic artists like Godspeed You! Black Emperor

"Edward R Murrow EVISCERATES Hitler in this epic takedown!"

Unfortunately, between the entire eight season run of Newhart and the 160gb of data I'm carrying for the Yakuza, I'm all out of room.

I for one am looking forward to the photos of Melania standing awkwardly on the White House lawn, face frozen in a rictus of half-smile, half-loathing as a throng of grabby little peasant children swarm around her.

There's a commercial for this with that thing they always do for animated kid flicks nowadays: a split screen with the animation on one side and the celebrity voice talent doing the lines on the other side. They show poor Julia saying "I'm the leader of the smurfs." in the most flat, soul-deadened voice imaginable.

"ooops, sorry! We thought you were preparing melons!"

"I need a movie director and an occupation…"
"Stanley Kubrick!"
"Taxi cab driver!"