It would be funny if this still only teased the Whoreceline/Bubblecum ship.

Assventure Time: A XXX Parody With People Fucking Each Other In It

Mxyzptlk's bloodied face is barely visible as Superman's fist slams relentlessly down, again and again.

Tommy:
Go away Trumpy! I hate you! Go away! We're not friends anymore! Go away!

"Found this spoon, sir!"
"Well done, Sergeant!"

It did seem like there was another 15 minutes of plot that got left out somewhere. The head bomb maker's beard was so phony looking that I thought for sure it would turn out that he was one of the Homeland Security guys.

"There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was
one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their…

"I say thee Neigh!"

Luckily, my Panashiba Cylinder still works perfectly.
http://www.globalsources.co…

Yeah, she really could have used some of those brutal, shoot-first cops that infest the GCPD…or are those all gone now? Besides, I think shooting a guy who is literally eating someone is safely on the okay side of "THE LINE".

Jon Lovitz alone probably has a solid ten minutes of HIV zingers.

Two guys who can't remember if they murdered someone. It's twice as good as the original!

Maybe he means "People who've seen Memento 10 times and still feel they need to see it one more time might accidentally buy or stream our crappy remake."

Another ten minutes of trying passwords…
"What was my cat's name?"

He is a member of Parents, Family and Friends of Little Gay Articles.

Oh Z'no!

To this day I've never seen an episode, because I don't want to find out that it's not about an ambulatory, talking scarecrow and the commoner wife of the king of a small European country going around and solving crimes together.

That's just fine with the Daughters of the Amazon.

-lauren, 3 years old.

You sir, are mis-characterizing Dr. Carson's words! Obviously, his advice would only apply to a situation such as sextuplets, where one fetus would tell the others, "He can only take one of us!" before swarming the doctor.