"It's pretty cold in Stalingrad…"
"HOW COLD IS IT?"
"You will find out…"

And he gets peeved that people are always thinking he's a New Yorker.

And they can't throw a punch worth a damn, either.

Two guys in alley see footage of Alfred's death, immediately start harassing a homeless man. "Can I draw your bath sir?" "Your Gotham Times, sir?"

1) Balloonman
2) Thug #3
3) Crying Cheerleader
4) Old Bum
5) Brothel Customer #2

That's because he used science instead of magic.
https://youtu.be/HyhLabKXctM
"Nice try, Bone-face!!"

Mutants are the real racists.

Complain all you like, but at least no one's suggested hiding Evos at a carnival yet.

"Polly, I have asked you, please, not to leave your strange drawings around."

…his childhood best friend, who is blackmailing the owner of a local
coffee shop for free lattes and once made a local boy cut off his penis.
Admittedly, this all sounds pretty cool…
AV Club

Tying women to railroad tracks is particularly heinous.

Put the island under a dome, and I think we've got a winner.

It was the naked fascist ladies that always threw them for a loop.

"They're marching my favorite shows right up to the oven door!" - Mike Huckabee

"What We All (Don't) Want"

"CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!!!!!!"

Favorite episode: Summer is cured of her bulimia after being attacked by a giant octopus.

They're not fooling me, this whole thing's a setup for his upcoming cage match against the tag-team of Magical Negro and Brother Man.

He may have drugged women to have sex with him, but he never wore the baggy pants hangin' down with the damn boxers showing and the ebonics you can't even understand.

And all the while, American reporter Steve Martin stands just out of frame, observing the romantic shenanigans with a look of concern.