"Parkour! I want engravings! Engravings of L'Araignée!"

I want you to regurgitate my father, you son of a bitch.

I thought this sounded suspiciously like a Syfy movie, but it's missing a rescued lady Xenobiologist as part of the squad.

Wha…no! My world has become a little sadder.

Yeah, I say just let the Sunni and Shia fight this out amongst themselves.

"That's it, Ryan!" *cracks whip* "Turn in your badge!"

*tap*tap*tap*tap
Damn! He has Lifelock!

They guarantee no cellphone triggered bombs though, so there's that.

Upvote for Clyde Bruckman reference.

This sounds a lot less interesting then what I was expecting from the title: Glum atheists knocking over nativity scenes, spoiling everyone's Christmas and getting schooled into sputtering rage by the irrefutable arguments of Christians. Instead, it seems like an extension of Sarah Palin's "I love the…

Give me some sweaty Dr. Lorca murderin' hapless Filipino babes while the camera endlessly zooms in and out on Blood Island.

Genocide comes with mandatory anger management classes if its your third strike.

I will become…WomanMan.

Ironically, "…better than the Holocaust - Gene Shalit" was the blurb on the Ghostbusters 2 poster.

"I believe he was an ancient earth detective of some repute."

I want them to come out of a hole in the ground, shout hooray, and then walk face first into the inside of another dome.

Can he hope to match the cinema-verite authenticity of KTLA newscaster Carlos Amezcua in the Buffy episode "Hush"?

CUT OFF ONE HEAD…AND WE DIE! WE CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT OUR HEAD!

http://youtu.be/5q3BtIaB2Hc
A Disney cartoon with a song that tells kids "when the going gets tough, quit."

If only you had spoken up 42 episodes ago, we could have saved a lot of time and effort and done something constructive with our lives. Thanks a lot!