You forgot V.C. Andrews (inc.).

I tried reading some of that yesterday—it was painful. Lots of scripture quotes and that favorite of Yahoo commenters: "anyone-who-mentions-racism-is-the-real-racist". Did you see the long sub-thread that pointed out that Paul Harvey saw this all coming?

I guess I'm as oblivious as Bay, because I thought for sure they were setting up for Tank to not have romantic feelings for her, resulting in much embarrassment for Bay after making the whole "let's be friends" speech. Laughed at #ReginaKnows but it could have been worse: #Johnice

Are you kidding? Quinn would never have recognized Coulson with those glasses on! He's a master of disguise…

Maybe we're supposed to assume that they're doing security pro-bono or as a hobby. Or maybe the writers just thought "ex merc" sounded more hardcore, like these guys are too extreme even for the mercenary's union.

Man, using the phrase "Butt Hurt" in a Darth Vader quote…LOL!

Yeah, I'm hoping he gets more hardware added later, but more likely this is the level of comic book fidelity we're going to get. MODOK will be a guy with a big forehead.

Now that you mention it, Ward does seem eerily reminiscent of Hymie…

But on the positive side, we'd get to see Skye with her skull opened up and whining "Let me die, let me die!"

*clacky-clacky-clack*
"I'm in!" - Skye

It'll probably be like most establishments in Japan and employ schoolgirls dressed like robots. Or robots dressed like schoolgirls.

Yep, they decided to make six toys, so they did Finn, Jake, Ice King, Bmo and…then they just happened to do Finn & Jake again, because they couldn't "think of" any of the others characters on the show.

Like he could find it…amirite, ladies?

Hell, I think Hermann Goering used that one.

The guy who had to settle for H8erade004 was pissed

That's in the Sims version. Old Joe gets scared for a moment, handling Scrooge's nightshirt, thinking he might have died of something contagious.

Yeah, that's what Barrymore says, anyway.

Consuming the minds of humanity for eternity is meant metaphorically

Jack Frost as Green Goblin is an interesting stylistic choice…

What, no mention of Lucy practically coming out to dimwitted Mina?