He just wants to eat sulfur in peace! Always my favorite…the ending is so depressing - after they shoot him off the Colosseum, the actors all kind of look at each other and the movie…just ends.

*skeleton army bow heads in silence a moment, then shriek and charge*

Esther Harvitz and the Deathly Rhinoplasty

Slytheraphobe!

Should have ended more of his movies that way…
"You're a ghost, god damn it!"

If you were hoping for something a little sleazier…
http://youtu.be/YIULJ-WAraA

I believe he's the jaeger meister.

Sounds just like their old stuff…which is alright by me.

This is the first I've heard of this, but I will now fight to the death anyone who says it didn't happen.

She's surfaced before:
http://youtu.be/OAlSArTZE7s
(note: she was 20 when she filmed this)

Hint: you don't have to murder the daughter.

*Harvey Korman collapses laughing on floor*

"Yeah, Fa loves Pa. Gimmee a damn fish!"

Paraphrasing (haven't seen it in a while): Kit builds a little memorial pile of rocks on the road as the police close in. "Here's where they got me."

Why should this crappy mini-series be treated any more respectfully than any other? Because some people think its subject matter is real? I do enjoy the Ten Commandments but I still make fun of Chuck's hammy acting. Oh, and the Book of Revelation *is* bat-shit crazy nonsense.

Yeah, that was played like someone she just met at the bar. And Alicia better appreciate the sacrifice…she was a massage therapist!

"War of the Worlds" by Timothy Hines & Pendragon pictures. Came out around the same time as Spielberg's and positioned itself as the "authentic" version because it's set in the 1890s. Shitty CGI effects and amateurish acting, but the worst thing is the repeated, loooooooong scenes of people walking, as if the director…

Looking forward to the Victor Mancha one-shot Ultron tie-in, because I'm a sucker for purchasing and hating any post-BKV Runaways stuff.

I'm getting the floppies even though I think it would probably flow better in the trade. I was sure it was going get cancelled before they got around to collecting it.

Final Shemp!