Favorite quote: "You would haggle with me like a seller of melons in the market place?!" Good to use in every day life.

Theatre of Hate. http://youtu.be/nXqq4IBGdEo

Explain how Hilary Duff's career collapsed at free-fall!

Or "Berenice". You think poked-out eyes are creepy?

Every time Serrat goes into his shtick, I think of the Uncola Nut guy.
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"Pan's Labyrinth" the Interactive Card Game.

"Pan's Labyrinth" the Interactive Card Game.

Yeah, Cracked would have just done a Top 5 and called it a day. Next up, "Top 5 Lame Superpowers"…

Yeah, Cracked would have just done a Top 5 and called it a day. Next up, "Top 5 Lame Superpowers"…

I want to know how long it's going take for this 'minion' thing to run its course. Does every kids movie have to have a bunch of little high-pitched-talking fuckers in it? 

I want to know how long it's going take for this 'minion' thing to run its course. Does every kids movie have to have a bunch of little high-pitched-talking fuckers in it? 

You admire Octomom's work?

You admire Octomom's work?

I saw that guy down at the bottom of the frame and thought, I hope they're just supposed to be asleep. When Marcus walked by and the camera lingered on Cortez a moment I expected her to peek out of one eye. (and then quickly shut it as Marcus spins around)

I saw that guy down at the bottom of the frame and thought, I hope they're just supposed to be asleep. When Marcus walked by and the camera lingered on Cortez a moment I expected her to peek out of one eye. (and then quickly shut it as Marcus spins around)

"Yeah, got some chairs an' shit. Got some lamps an' shit."

"Yeah, got some chairs an' shit. Got some lamps an' shit."

There's a cool bit in Jon Ronson's book "Them" where he's meeting with some leftists protesting a David Icke TV appearance. They insist that Icke is just using "6 foot tall lizards" as code for "Jews". Ronson has a difficult time convincing them that, no, he really means 6 foot tall lizards. 

There's a cool bit in Jon Ronson's book "Them" where he's meeting with some leftists protesting a David Icke TV appearance. They insist that Icke is just using "6 foot tall lizards" as code for "Jews". Ronson has a difficult time convincing them that, no, he really means 6 foot tall lizards. 

But when will Lobsters1 be reborn?