We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

No one wants to fuck spell checkers. It’s enough work to bust a nut without someone critiquing you for saying you’re “almost their”

This was really a “Hold my beer” moment for all the fans who, for some reason, thought it best to eschew engendering goodwill for their city after being publicly shamed for its (debatable) status as “most racist city,” and instead wanted to convey, “Nope, that is totally accurate.”

I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

I still can’t tell the difference between Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz.

Same qualities that make a hot dog a sandwich.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Just a couple of fun guys.

At least someone is. I’ve been trying to eliminate a Duke for 20 minutes here.

Man, not even the Warriors could blow a 4-0 lead

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Haven’t seen a Tuck job that good since Silence of the Lambs.

The men reportedly blew about $2 million of investors’ money on personal expenses like their kids’ summer camps and their own gambling habits.

My bestie is adopted. There are blessings to it, but also really big challenges. It’s hard being an adopted kid, even when your home life is absolutely ideal (and where/when has that ever happened in the history of time?). Other close friends are trying to adopt right now, so I’m watching the whole thing play out from…