The International House of Pedophiles is concerned about the “dangers” of the practice of yoga? Perhaps they should concentrate on the dangers of the many Shawn Ratigans still in the priesthood being protected from the consequences of their crimes.

Costas has dibs on it.

Love the Grimes. I assume the Canuckistani motocross is more polite than ours.

Actually, Frankenstein is the defensive coordinator.

“There will be SweeTarts inside.”

The fuck? Eli is full of neck goiters, because he is the Official Pez Dispenser™ of the National Football League.™

Kuiper Belt, Oort Cloud, the Planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda...

Want to know when hiccups are a real pain? Two days after you’ve been cracked open like a walnut for a triple bypass. Holy fuck that hurts. However, I learned what hospitals use to stop them: Thorazine. I am very happy to say it worked like a charm.

Rashomamba

Shoulda been built at the corner of Pico and Alvarado!