This is excellent.

Do you know what jokes are?

Wow, you're really upset about this, huh? Poor little white baby, forced to read the occasional article about experiences other than your own. Go fuck yourself.

You say that as if you're somehow not the asshole in this situation.

What's happening here is that you think you are responding to one person, but in fact you are responding to a lot of different users. It is making you seem really stupid and possibly crazy, but since Kinja sucks and there are lots of ways this could possibly be happening to you, you get a pass. I would suggest paying…

That's a lot of fucking words to put in somebody's mouth.

Oh my God, learn to use the internet.

You seem even less invested in reading words.

...So it's not just the imaginary people, huh?

The currency symbols in front of the numbers that denote different kinds of money?

These hypothetical people of yours may have bigger problems than being forced to read an article about a computer game that they thought was about a different computer game because they can't read very well.

Translation: And I am literally too dumb to understand how.

Thank you. That dude is fucking gross — and still proud of his days as a pimp.

Wow, a sad gamer dick who needs us all to know how over it and awesome he is. You're so cool and original!

God, you're insufferable. You can't possibly believe your own bullshit by this point, can you? Just man up, admit you're being a dick for no real reason, and move on.

I love you or I am actually in love with you.

"I don't get why you're calling it a cult!" — A person in a cult

She's not. She made a valid point, was shouted down by dorks, and responded with tact. You're hearing tone that isn't there.

Game Society / Beer & Board Games are the best things Youtube's got going. I am obsessed with those boys.

We're agreed on pretty much all of that. I apologize for my snotty tone.