This is excellent.

I'm with you. The only thing you get out of arguing with a two-year-old is more arguments tomorrow. Why dignify any of this nonsensical bullshit?

Do you know what jokes are?

Wow, you're really upset about this, huh? Poor little white baby, forced to read the occasional article about experiences other than your own. Go fuck yourself.

You say that as if you're somehow not the asshole in this situation.

You could probably be more condescending, if you really tried.

You're right, it is so crazy that people would deny others access to medical care for no actual reason.

What's happening here is that you think you are responding to one person, but in fact you are responding to a lot of different users. It is making you seem really stupid and possibly crazy, but since Kinja sucks and there are lots of ways this could possibly be happening to you, you get a pass. I would suggest paying…

That's a lot of fucking words to put in somebody's mouth.

Oh my God, learn to use the internet.

You seem even less invested in reading words.

...So it's not just the imaginary people, huh?

The currency symbols in front of the numbers that denote different kinds of money?

These hypothetical people of yours may have bigger problems than being forced to read an article about a computer game that they thought was about a different computer game because they can't read very well.

Translation: And I am literally too dumb to understand how.

Wow. I never thought I'd be embarrassed to be an Imogen fan. Well done.

Thank you. That dude is fucking gross — and still proud of his days as a pimp.

...it really does feel as though we're reaching Peak Dystopia in pop culture, especially when our notions of dystopia start to shift from "pervasive surveillance and state-sanctioned torture" to "you have to find a romantic partner or else."

It far surpasses the UK version, fairly early on.

Wow, a sad gamer dick who needs us all to know how over it and awesome he is. You're so cool and original!