This assumption that the Bears will release Cutler is illogical - with one of the most attractive contracts in the league next season (and moving forward), the Bears would be idiots not to trade him outright.

In defense of the new generation of sensible Cubs fans everywhere, the “curse” is a remnant of the old guard - the 10 o’clock news lede or ESPN forced storyline. Theo did away with that old way of thinking the moment he came in.

That recent South Park episode feels so perfect now.......I can picture Trump putting on a Boston record, slowly sitting a nice Port, and going full troll until election night

Even Brady is in preseason fuck it mode, deflating balls with novelty scissors for all to see.

“Micheal Jordan and his incredulous staff don’t deserve what is happening.....”

On that note, the Uruguay national anthem reads like a Trump stump speech:

I know the 120 thing is national, but I’m not sure if the drive at 670 is considered a more lucrative spot.....Holmes is a machine as far as his current schedule goes, that’s for sure.

I’d be really surprised if they didn’t move Laurence Holmes to the afternoon with DB.

Cross the streams of Mike North and Chet Coppock and you may in fact tear a hole in the space time continuum.

Fearing he might be losing Eddie’s attention, Pierre Mcguire immediately shoved a popsicle up his ass.

“A whole new way to love McDonald’s”

It’s not so much the heat, it’s the wall separating the luge and bobsled tracks that will kill you.