VW learned this one weird trick to pass diesel emissions. The EPA hates them. Click here to found out how.

Wait, wait, I got it:

Was the tester wearing the approved Harley Davidson long sleeve t-shirt, the approved Harley Davidson gay pirate tie dyed do rag? Did they have their keys on an approved Harley Davidson key fob? Had it recently been unloaded from a trailer behind a Harley Davidson branded F-150 with a Harley Davidson plate bracket?

Volvo. In fact, I have a spy photo of their prototype:

Porsche seems to be bent on destroying it’s heritage, so why not?

Throw some Subaru Brat seats in it and I’d go buy one today.

I was on board until the “no A/C” part...

the outside is too dangerous, its best to avoid it. In fact let’s make it law: no going outside, it’s for your own good, by order of the police

‘I’m tired of these monkey fighting lions on this monday friday plane!”

perfect for all your back road lesbian activties

CP. It’s pretty much the Aztec’s neanderthal cousin.

So instead of loud exhausts, we would have loud whines? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no bubble being burst.. still CP at $12k since for $12k I could buy a newer Jag like this 1998 one owner XK convertible for $11.5k OBO

Wow, flogging that 1190 like it’s a 250. christ.

Who was the fucking idiot in charge of this salvage effort? You don’t lift an airplane with a lot of water inside of it with one strap looped around the wing root.

Am I the only one wondering about:
a) how the hell does the back door open with those GIGANTIC flares...and where’s the track for it?
b) is the front door a suicide door?
c) will it baby?

No Defender for you!

Nascar takes so long because they have to allow time for the driver to stop feeling dizzy, and then have a beer.

Ignoring your car’s torque specs.

Oregon’s statewide speed limit of 65...which only exists on limited access freeways. rural highways are 55. Fifty. fucking. five. It’s mind numbing to drive here.