I base all my assessments of quality entirely on weight. Nothing but the finest lead dining ware for me.
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dronecarp
For bringing back COTD and liberating the people from the tyranny that was Okulski, you will now be known as our Messiah.
You forgot to mention the straightjacket Nurse Dellavadova put on Curry for the entire game. But all and all, a rather fair assessment of a Cleveland game for once. Good job, Deadspin.
I spent years wasting time trying to organize threesomes, until my current partner and I started sleeping with other couples. Now threesomes? Forget it. So much drama, so much planning, so much handholding, and someone always feels annoyed or left out. As long as you’re the kind of dude who isn’t freaked out by being…
Im sure Tarvish has a post on how he bought a fixer upper helicopter and fixed it for $75.
“Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat vs. cage.”
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Garfield's death was such a sad waste as he had the potential to be a fantastic President. He was self-made, being born in a cabin and raised by his widowed mother on a farm in Ohio. He became a carpenter, then a preacher, then paid his way through college by being hired as the janitor. By the end of his three years…
20 years ago if you went into a gun store it looked like a gun store. Now, they look like National Guard armories.
We had to kill them sometimes on the farm where I grew up. Didn't need $5000 weapons to do it, and we didn't pose for pictures afterwards.
BMW? I would have thought Husqvarna would have been on top of this market.
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I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.
"mechanically simple and easy to work on"
Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…
The approach/departure angles and the clearance on those trucks are not available on any current stock truck I'm aware of. Ford Raptor SVT? Even a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited would need an aftermarket 4" lift to have that much clearance. I also wonder how many times they had to stop and rejet the carb on the way up. …
"The trail of Camel unfiltered cigarette butts provide an easily followed route back down from the mountain."
It's metric, and so it's a craptonne.