Civil rights cos-play?

The young fella’s statement reminds me of the Annapolis boat tour recording which states how, “the friendly native Americans sauntered off to parts unknown to leave the rich and fertile lands to their Caucasian brethren.” I’m paraphrasing; but my friend and I (the only black folk present) looked at each other and…

And here I thought those little boys were in town for a Future Incels of America convention.

The racism is just the cherry on this shit sundae.

I’m not sure they’ll want to accept your apology, Michael - the Chief MAGAt has invited them to MAGAt at the White House.

Thank you Michael for your sincere apology. I was fearful the root would ignore the story once they found out that they had the facts completely wrong.

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

Not married yet, are you.

But we still don’t register guns right?

<sigh>

how is it in the dirt? like, actual dirt/adventure riding. and, more importantly, how’s that dual-clutch tranny? nothing else matters!

The cappuccino is too strong, so they’re watering it down for the customer.

Allahu Bikerbar?

When do you have to turn off your cell phone? When you enter the pod? When the pod is locked on the aircraft? When the pod starts moving towards its lock-down position? When the aircraft with locked pod pushes back from the gate? Do we even call it the “gate” anymore? So many questions.

Going from Idaho to Oregon is torture. You drop from 80 to snail at the border and they won’t let you pump your own gas.* I popped over for an autocross this summer and wanted to stab everyone in the face the moment I crossed the border, not going there again!

Wait -400 lbs with you riding it? Unless you’re 9, I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. WR’s are like 295 lbs dry if I recall.

I’m guessing long distance touring isn’t included in “all-puropse”

Love the rear speakers that are tuned so they only play Eagles and Journey songs.

If you can get by the training wheels thing by just thinking to yourself I’ll throw them in the trash the second I get it home, maybe NP. But I’m having a hard time believing a bike based in Portland, Oregon, goes 85K miles without ever seeing a drop of rain. CP for that red-flag-reason.

85000 miles on a bike in Portland and it’s never seen rain? What else is this guy lying about?