Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.

She just wants to be able to say things that have implications without being called on those implications! She wants to be able to call real journalism fake news without having to substantiate it! Is that too much to ask?!

Why is this sport still a thing?

That’s probably because much like Tiger, you also went through an ill-advised period where you worked it out way too furiously and too often, and it’s never fully recovered.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

In order:

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

Items on Joe Paterno’s latest expense report.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There’s a far more fitting man for the role of Rommel in this administration:

General Mattis.

Scene opens: A man, blonde, not too closely removed from an athletic life sips a bourbon out of a highball glass.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

Everyone needs to take a deep breath over this.  The Mets’ general manager is one of the most well-respected executives in the league, the front office just committed nine figures to a superstar outfielder, and they have a mix of veterans and younger players that has made the playoffs two years in a row, with one of…

She looks like she’s reacting to the desk boogers.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Still wondering how “Jose Torres” thinks he would get into any white supremacist organization