Nice :)

So glad you got what you wanted - after all, you're the one who will be walking in them all day!

I got mine made with my dress (it was part of the dress package):

Damn that steak looks tasty.

Not you Jia - you're fine. I meant Molly. I'm so tired of all the Islamophobes and Xenophobes. It's gotten so bad that the AP style guide has removed 'Islamophobe' because it doesn't think it exists. Bullocks.

Add my mom to that list. I generally take it as a win - it's her equivalent of doing the Tom-Cruise-couch thing.

That's....certainly one way of looking at it. I have to admit that's not at all what I imagined when I thought of a chocolate asshole. More of a centre, ring pucker...than general wrinkles.

Yeay for more parties!

Don't forget Sue Slyvester marrying herself in Glee.

I really hope this is being sarcastic.

This is so awesome. Although, my heart still belongs to this one:

I can't even....

Finally - someone's taking it seriously.

yea - i know what you mean about planning everything with very little help. I had bigger battles to fight which I managed to win: like playing the music we wanted, getting the food we wanted, and getting to cherry-pick the fun parts of both our cultures to do.

Ah I love delayed shade. My mom warned me not to get 'fatter' after we got me measured for my dress. Cut to a few months later and having to take it in because the stress of the wedding made me go down several inches naturally.

Yea - my method is more like 'I chose when to answer to her because we live about 8 hours apart'. Distance helps.

omg, who the hell would shit in an aisle or a fitting room? the only time i imagine something like that happening is the scene from Bridesmaids.

that's totally something my dad would pull

I agree with you there.

Thank you - in the end, the day was was an amazing blur of happiness if I forget the fact that my mom had mentally check out of the wedding. I'm grateful she showed up - I had about 10 people (family and friends) who were from my side show up in a wedding of about 100-120 people.