Mine was this Bollywood sap-fest (translation by clicking the CC button):

Holy fucking SHIT. This is our first-dance song too, and we are getting married in TWO WEEKS. And we also heard it in the Rachel McAdams movie, which I remember sucking, but the song was pretty, so we took it. There’s an Ellie Goulding version, too, but it was just a little *too much.*

Yes, I got married eight years this summer our first dance was Sade-By Your Side

We did How Long Will I love you-

My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

Also, can we just ban creepy father-daughter songs? All that “daddy’s little girl” stuff makes me want to vomit up my cake. A friend danced to “I loved her first” by Heartland with her dad, and I started tasting bile. Lyrics include:

I would love some advice on this. My fiance and I are having a terrible time trying to find something we both like. I want meaningful lyrics and he wants something irreverent (that’s the kindest word I can think of to describe the songs he’s proposed).

Is this where we all tell you what our first danc was and wait for the accolades? I got married a million years ago (it was actually 22) and our first dance was to Randy Newman’s I LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE. It’s a perfect fit for our kind of love, which is pretty low maintenance, I married my best friend who I like to…

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Yeah it sounds creepily like my mother. “It hurts my feelings when you say I hurt your feelings by calling your favorite thing stupid! I’m the victim here!”

The press could spoil anything anyway, if they were watching live alongside everyone else. I’m not sure how that would change that? Someone could just as easily post “Wow, X reasons why Melisandre resurrected Jon Snow as a mountain goat is a sign #GameofThrones has gone too far” during, or immediately after an…

I was raped on video by a classmate at 13. My classmates saw it and were amazed that I “did porn” - My mother said she wished I hadn’t done it. She didn’t like it that I “had sex” at such a young age. We didn’t speak about my rape explicitly again for 13 more years. My dad has never said a word about it. I was sent to…

Over the years, so many of my friends have told me about being raped, I’m starting to think if not all, then the vast majority of women have experienced sexual assault. It seems that as soon as you get close and they trust you, they confide that they have experienced something. I don’t think I know anyone who’s been…

I was molested as a child for years, and raped as an adult. With one exception, I was called a liar, dismissed, accused of enjoying the abuse, or had what I told them used to hurt me.

I had a sexual assault incident when I was a teenager. I was on vacation with my family in Florida. I walked on a beach at night eating a candy bar. I was 15 looking for a party I was invited to earlier that day while sitting on the beach. No one was on the beach except a man was sitting at the edge of the water. He…

I just feel terrible for Huma. As someone who has had her share of bad boyfriends, her position - the higher-profile partner of a raging narcissist - just seems to authentically suck.

Mom: You look like a beached whale. Maybe you shouldn’t eat that. (by ‘that’ she meant the only food I had all day because I was busy)

my great grandmother said “I never realized how attractive fat people’s faces could be until you.”

I feel ya. I moved continents away from my family and they all refuse to come visit lil ol me by lonesome here because they think I live in the North Pole. Canada is not the North Pole.