I’ve been encountering this a lot lately:

In the second clip, with Springsteen performing, would you mind giving us a “white people dancing" warning? Thank you.

Bundchen, who had vowed to never undergo plastic surgery

Just wanted to co-sign on the Too Faced mascara. I got it in my Ipsy bag in June and its wonderful! I have been using Maybelline for-e-ver but the Too Faced mascara actually converted me for good.

NARS blush is EXCELLENT. I’ve got four or five (all non-sparkly ones, tho), and they’re all terrific. I don’t usually keep a blush in my purse-makeup bag, tho, because I dislike carrying a brush aside from the necessary powder brush.

I felt thirsty for the entire day, I think it was my way of mourning the loss of my Pepsi. And thanks! I’m glad your sister is sharing all the Sephora goodness!

Acne is the worst most stupidest thing ever created. It serves no purpose. When I rule the world it will be banished from all corners of the earth.

Not Retin A. The bottle says "Clindamycin Phosphate and Benzoyl Peroxide Gel". I dunno. I went to this new doctor for something completely unrelated and at the end of my appointment this lady was just like, "And... uh... I'm gonna write you a prescription for your acne." And was all, "K."

Fun fact- boiling wine used to be a treatment for ocular diseases.

Does anyone have recommendations for a facial moisturizer that won’t clog my pores/cause me to break out? Also something that is cheap for poor people? Drug store brands are fine. I’m just looking for something simple.

MAKEUP QUESTION OF GREAT IMPORT

Everyday some shit pops up to remind me I’m getting older. I was fifteen when I begged my redneck daddy to take me and my best friend to see this, on the ride home he gave us an in-depth talk about the consequences of unprotected sex. About a week later we went in my room and there were about six books covering sex,…

okay but now what am i supposed to do with my torches and pitchforks

I feel like we time traveled back to 1989 to watch Rob Lowe manhandle this bird.

The really illuminating part of the This American Life show was when they talked about how it’s not just vocal fry that people complain about. Before that, it was uptalk, and before that, it was using “like” too much. And the thing is, with all three of those trends, they’re things that both men and women do, but they…

I have to say in the last 10 years or so, people at weddings have become so attention whory. As a middle aged dude, I would love nothing better than to blame it on this latest generation, but some of the worst are those who are even older than I am or my age.

This is the correct face to make whilst being pet by Her Majesty.

I get that rich people want to give their kids cool stuff and cool things to do, and even that they want to hire people to help them raise their kids. All of these things I can compute. But I do not understand why a rich person would take from their child all of the basic responsibilities of taking care of…

Jonathan Cheban needs security?

I’ll do a side-by-side comparison of work schedules with Jeb any day. We can put it all in an Excel spreadsheet with a column for hours involved, related commute, ability to work on said commute, and financial pay-off. I’ll even let him adjust it to allow for .77 on every dollar he makes.

I can already guarantee I work…