“With the Aussies, particularly with the males, it’s the masculinity. In the U.S. we have this relatively asexual or unisex area with sensitive young men and we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”

I don’t understand why people in charge of magazines don’t just use straight up computer generated people for their covers. If you’re going to change the in-flesh person so much, why not computer-generate from scratch.

its like tim riggins taught her nothing

One more for the road (I’ve developed a thing for K-pop.)

I’m refusing to acknowledge this tweet as full-on shade until Judge Kara rules that it is so. Just saying.

I worked in a nursing home that served boiling hot coffee that the residents always complained was too cold so we always had to nuke it in the microwave. Well, the state came in and we got cited for having coffee so hot it could actually burn people if spilled. In order to comply with state, we had to turn down the…

True story. I was at a fundraising event, seated next to people I didn’t know. I struck up a conversation with the gentleman next to me who ended up being a political staffer. He asked me about my field, and then interrupted me to say, “Oy! I read an article about that the other day. The article said that.....” and…

goddammit TayTay can’t even be controversial for like one full fucking day

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

YO ANY DUDES ON THIS THREAD WHO WANT TO FUCK A WEDDING PARTY MEMBER, READ THIS POST!!!

Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

“Fuck you, Mrs. Mosby,” one gang member said in the courtroom after his guilty verdict earlier this year. “I just smiled,” Mosby recalls.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

I mean, maybe it’s because I know she’s white, but... really? Y’all didn’t catch this? You couldn’t tell?

Real “Swan goals” include;

I’m gonna be THAT person and say two things. I think the corporatization of lgbt events is really problematic, as it favors the most influential elements of the community in the service of capitalism. That’s robbing people of a real voice and ignoring history and this is why, as Hilary is pointing out, Iggy should not…

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

Always relevant.