Maybe you guys aren't getting it.
drnightcheese
drnightcheese
They're a Pottery Barn backpage. They are visual oatmeal.
A part of me hoped against hope that they would maybe be a multi ethnic group of friends rather than a real estate stock photo.
I'm a little bit jealous of her marrying Clooney, but I'm a LOT jealous of those legs. She is crazy smart, successful and has legs that go for miles. George has done well here, and he looks like he knows it (and she didn't do too badly either!)
I just.....Good God could Amal have looked any more #flawless in every single one of those outfits??? It would take me approximately 19 hours to look even half that good. That black and white striped dress is to die for. She looks like she's straight out of the golden years of Hollywood. And that is all just second to…
That Amal Alamuddin slideshow further confirms that if I could switch places with anyone in the world, it would be her.
This is awesome. Look at Clooney.
I really need to start a podcast where I deconstruct these Lifetime movies with friends.
My cat went missing last April. Guess who showed up at the pound this week? OH YEAH.
usually cats stay nearby. Check around at dusk and dawn. You can also put dirty laundry where they might smell it. We had a cable installer leave our door wide open. I also peed in a squirt bottle and my husband squirted it around the alley by our house. We got our cat back, he hopped our fence at around five a.m. and…
I think that you have done the best that you could do for your baby.
You need to take care of yourself so that s/he is healthy too. Elevated cortisol levels aren't good for her/him either. If your psychiatrist suggested that you go back on after the first trimester, I think you should call them (or the ob) and discuss…
I also want to know. I haven't found any. I have a flat ass and they all crawl up my crack.
Just want to remind everyone that this isn't his first marriage. He was once married to this lovely lady:
The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.
We're potty training right now and it just seems easier to use the proper terms. For some reason, he insists on calling a vagina a 'tile', but is really good at recognizing penises and saying penis over and over again in public. "That man has a penis, that mommy has a tile and boobs!"
The shuffle is something like 6-8 decks I think. Maybe less.
One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…
"I love sexually harassing women! But I didn't sexually harass this one!"
"You come at the King Crab, you best not miss"