Anyone have something frustrating happen to them this week and they just want to rant about it? I just got back from Disney World and you would not believe the amount of people who do not pay attention to where they are going and who they might be cutting off. I can accept that a certain amount of pedestrian traffic…

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Pearls: clutched

Oh Meryl Streep, How I love you so.

Look at me being special. I'm not like those other women who want pictures of themselves. I got married at City Hall wearing a bathrobe with a Jello mold instead of a cake and cameras were banned altogether.

I think convincing a guy to do this stuff with you is a pretty good showing of girl power.

Is she humping newspapers?

Can you just imagine what would happen if you were standing in the midst of that hungry horde while holding a loaf of bread in your hands?

But really, this is amazing. SO MANY DUCKS.

Ostriches are assholes. I'm glad he's harassing them.

I'd be curious to know how many of that 73% of SAHMs that say they made a conscious decision also had disability issues or illness, or felt they weren't particularly employable for whatever reason.

Scodie goes on to praise Scout Willis's breast-baring as somehow powerful and cool, because reasons.

Last week while dropping off a package at the local UPS station (not a euphemism), a red bearded guy said he'd make sure my shipment went out that night, even though I had missed the cut-off by a good 20 minutes or so... his justification: "Us gingerbeards have to stick together, man." Clearly a nod of respect at my…

Related questions: 1) Did you have to wear special armor to keep away all the people fighting to give you handjobs? 2) Where on your body is your current tribal tattoo?

Basic tanlines, totally hot (I think I have looked at too much 70s porn. If there is such a thing as "too much" 70s porn) but tanlines that complex start to look like a skin condition, or a trussed up ham.

He's a secret crush of mine too. He's a total dandy with the arrogance to pull it off - also, he takes the piss out of Kim Kardashian for a living. Swoon.

That Rihanna gif has made my day/week. Such fun!

I would watch that Top Gun sequel if it was about how Goose was a ghost and haunted the shit our of Maverick everyday, by like surprising him on the toilet and whatnot. But Maverick just got used to it really fast and then it became an odd-couple type story and at the end they learned to get along after they went on…

James Deen is adorable on Twitter.

Oh, I win this one easily. If I had been a boy I would have been named Barnstable. BARNSTABLE.

My actual name is Mallory. Named for Mallory from Family Ties. THIS IS MY ACTUAL NAME.