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Ok, Jezzies, I need your collective superpowers. I am going to remain vague on details, but please send me good vibes to get an interview for a position I applied for recently. Ok, actually two separate jobs I covet and applied for recently. I'm seeking a tenure-track assistant professor position in a saturated

WRONG. He was Scarface from Half Baked, and that's all he'll ever be! ;-)

I think I'm the only one that watched this video, and wondered how in hell did Emmy Rossum's character in this video missed Bey's character in the shooting scene. what kinda of cop is that from that space between shooter and target, a bullet graze at least. It's not like she was shooting at sub-atomic particles, fuck

OK, I AM NOT BODY SNARKING.

Lupita: 1

I have one! One night, while working as a hostess, I was doing my job and about to sit a party. A group of men in their 30s was leaving the restaurant. I say goodbye to them and thank them for their patronage while starting to lead the other party inside. At this moment, I fell a hand under my dress grab my butt

Well, we know this didn't come from the team office of the Clippers.

Not even Olivia Pope would find a way to defend that. There's no defense for physically and emotionally abusing another human being.

Very interesting article, thanks for posting!

I really enjoyed this Slate piece on the treatment that both Kim Novak and Liza got at the Oscars. The part that got me was the use of the "she should grow old GRACEFULLY like so-and-so" regarding Novak, as I saw that a lot on my Facebook feed during the Oscars. When people say that, they are typically referring to

*Just watch her, you party poppers*

The irony of recreating the comment that spoiled you while complaining that it spoiled you without mentioning a spoiler alert kills me.

IDK-if you write, "GOODBYE JOFFREY" on my facebook feed the morning after it aired I will unfriend the shit out of you

Job creators!

I'm watching Something's Gotta Give right now. This movie is super underrated. As much as I'm disappointed in Diane Keaton for turning a blind eye to Woody Allen, I adore her in this film.

As soon as I saw the original commercial for the Roomba, I've wanted one. My desperation for a Roomba has only increased exponentially after this video came out.

Harper Beckham is the "most stylish celebrity kid."

So basically Lena Dunham is sad that she never has to face the discrimination and horrible bias that so many members of the LGBTQ community experience daily? Wow, I feel so sorry for you, poor little straight girl.