You also test the oils at the store - they’ll be marked “tester” or “sample”. If there are none marked as such, ask someone who works in Whole Body (the body/vitamin section of Whole Foods). Whole Foods is great about sampling out things if you’re unsure and helping you find what you need. Don’t be embarrassed to ask…

dick is abundant and of low value

and the only thing they have going for them is the moolah.

“wham-bam-thank-you-glans” Quote of the year. Without a doubt.

Yessir, all three apply to me in a certain ways. These posts are always refreshing to read and serve as reminders that I am not the only one who feels like this.

Love this column. Particularly the first letter because I’m kind of in that stage right now; still trying to get over an ex. So thanks for the posts! Also your posts on your website were exceptionally helpful for me, so just wanted to thank you again. You are awesome.

LW1: I am by no means “fuckable” myself but I have been offered to bang by chicks way out of my league. Its not always about looks but how you carry yourself. Also if are overweight dont lose weight to become “fuckable”. Do it for yourself. Also being a virgin doesnt really matter.

#4 is bullshit. Fat people can date too (I know, I am fat and date). It’s a little harder, but not too bad with internet dating. Just because you hate fat people doesn’t mean everyone does.

There may be no person I feel more sorry for in the United States than the female Gamestop employee.

How to be unbangable: honestly believe the shit you just said.

To Meh-sturbator:

There is no Friend Zone (because the Friend Zone doesn’t exist)

This is how I’m imagining the parkour guy:

If you go to Dr. NerdLove’s website, you’ll see several articles regarding what should be taught in sex ed and various misconsceptions sex ed can cause. Dr. NerdLove is very well aware and seemingly very frustrated by the state of sex ed in America.

Why not?

Because Kotaku is and always has been more than just video games?

Because he’s Dr. NERDlove.

“Once we understood how to make lines that represented other objects, we started scrawling dicks everywhere.”