If this guy is planning on wild and crazy acrobatic sex adventures, at some point he’s probably going to age out that stuff.

Yes because being a decent human being always comes with the pretense that you wish to get something out of it, let alone sex.

I hear the second time around, they let you do the weird stuff.

As a wise man once said: “I hear the second time around, they let you do the weird stuff.”

I hope that WTFDIS is able to build that social circle in nice, selective, awesome slices. Sounds like a nice person.

Dear Gluttonus Guy,

“Clerks” FTW.

Nah, resentment is one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse in a relationship. If your SO resents you, just get out.

Damn Doctor, every single one of your responses was so god damn on point this week.

Fantastic article, Mr O’Malley. I don’t know if it means much to you but I really liked the thoughtfulness and insight of these responses.

Can bisexual guys have best friends at all then?

Two weeks ago he flat-out said I make him feel inferior.

you can’t love someone hard enough to magically fix them yourself.

I always think it’s weird men are intimidated by a woman that’s everything they say they want. I picked a career I love but will never make me rich, so I’m fine with a woman making more than me. Especially if she likes her job. Maybe I was just forced to accept that long ago because my mom makes more than my dad.

There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

Bae: Another settlement needs your help.

Well my wife is in a wheelchair, and that is how I met her. We were both in college and in a college city with open minded college kids. When I started dating her I didn’t think anything of it. She was in theater and kind of a local celebrity and was actually Miss Wheelchair Texas at the time. I knew it was a…