... there’s literally no joke I can make about this that won’t be the most horrible thing ever.

There’s a reason they didn’t call the movie “Blackhawk Up!”

Or their rubbers.

Or their rubbers.

Continuing with the theme of “NO SERIOUSLY YOU’VE COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS”...

Yes. Never happens.

if someone that was diabetic said they had decided to not take their medication, what would you say?

You can always stop.

One thing about Lee “plagarizing” his own work: I took it as a subtle commentary on the way that samurai movies and tropes influenced westerns. After all, The Seven Samurai gave birth to The Magnificent Seven and Yojimbo became A Fist Full of Dollars. Even the outlaw ronin and the wandering cowboy are related tropes…

In the mood for a burger that didn’t come from a chain? Then you need to go to Chris Madrid’s and see if you’re hungry enough to eat The Macho.

I also highly recommend Jim’s, especially since they’re open 24 hours.

There’s also a lot of amazing food - including a food court to die for - in the Pearl Brewery, a former…

A friend of mine just lost her phone, her credit cards and her driver’s license all at once because she had a wallet-case for her phone.

And beyond that, keeping my phone in the same pocket as, say, hotel key cards has demagnetized the cards. While most credit cards have moved to chips, I imagine it’d still be a…

Because this is ultimately a correctable problem and the ultimatum sounds far more like irritation (as it were) than it is about “I can only fuck raw and you can get with the program or don’t.”

If she has a latex allergy (which seems likely based on what RitS has written) or an allergy to nonoxynol-9 and has gone…

When I have a vague concept for one and also funding.

And Don Bluth’s animation team because it’d be Space Ace 2.

Enh he’s not a bad looking dude when he’s being the player’s avatar. It’s the longer beard and glasses look that isn’t doing great things for him.

You want The Game: The Game http://angelawashko.com/section/437138-The-Game-The-Game.html

Nice.

Like many nerds of a certain age: The Touch - Stan Bush

Sex in humans is far more about pleasure and connection than pregnancy and children. If the point of sex in humans was strictly breeding, then humans would go through estrus like most other mammals.

We don’t. In fact, humans are one of the only three mammalian species that have sex at times when conception is…

I believe that the courts found that they were, indeed, on a break.

Forgot one thing: if you want an awesome time, see if you can catch Karaoke Apocalypse, a live-band karaoke event. They’ve got an insane songbook and it’s an amazing time, especially with some of the regulars.

Tell Chepo the Doc sent ya.