I remember when Journalists used real words. I cringe when I see “shipping” or “lit” in an article.

This dipshit never heard of Charles Manson. Yes, the swatter is a murder regardless if he pulled the trigger or not.

^This

Excellent diagnosis

Nope, he just whines, wasn’t a bitch till TLJ. Bitches don’t tell Jabba the Hutt “Free us or Die” and then slaughter the Hutt gang

I’m sorry, but this movie makes no sense. Luke Skywalker would never hide and would never have given up on his Nephew. Vader had been on the dark side for over 20 years as Palpatines right hand man, and Luke never gave up on him. He boarded the emperor’s star destroyer, literally facing down the entire empire, to get…

I’ll probably never say this again, but Damn good article. For once, I completely agree with everything you wrote.

Absolutely love The Mote in Gods Eye, we lost a true visionary folks

Gal Gadot is a TERRIBLE Actress! Fury Road would have been MST3K fodder if she was in it. I’m sorry, but no, she was not a shining spot in BvsS , she was cringe worthy and atrocious.

Aside from Dallas Buyers club, Jared Leto kind of sucks. What method is he using for his shitty band? He should try the Kurt Cobain method

I was an uber dick about x-men days of future past being heralded as the next casa Blanca. Fucking Xavier has a cure for the mutant gene, rendering all x-men movies pointless...but hey, if I was getting paid to write articles on this stuff, I’d Grey the hell out of me too

Here’s a thought: buy a physical release, sheesh. You’re going to spend over $100 a year on a Disney streaming service, you can get a shit ton of physical media for that price. I know, I know, Blasphemy right? Who wants anything tangible in this age?

Yup, some of these writers don’t like people who call bullshit on some of the shit articles they publish ::cough:: Katherine Trendacosta ::cough:: They might as well call me Mulder the Grey

Why don’t they get that a person can love nerd shit and still praise/worship Jesus? Just because I love comics and video games doesn’t mean I don’t Love Jesus. And if you worship Talos, go for it! To each their own

Speaking of coffee, isn’t drinking beer in the morning not a big deal in Australia? My Aussie friend say’s nobody gives a shit, but here in the US there is so much stigma about having a brew with breakfast. Would love an answer on this

This gives me the feels

You realize it basically is a mash up of King novel’s right? Fire Starter, The Mist, and It. Read those, you’ll understand then.

I’m all in, especially if “creepy Rob Lowe” makes a cameo

#KeepitMorbid

To quote Homer Simpson “when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every Summer”