YGTBFKM (you've got to be fucking kidding me). Is this the 2nd in the series of dolls starting with daddy raped me doll?

The point and click games of back to the future are actually pretty fun

not good for even cooking...

Many of you think this is impractical, but it's actually a big seller at

Thanks i'll check those out

Shit I bet not! I could be wrong but I think maybe T-mobile did at least at one point. BTW it wasn't an "official department" like on the telephone menu, you have to tell someone in customer care that you're thinking of switching companies and ask for customer retention and see what they do

I haven't used either mind you, but wouldn't that pen thingy the digitizes everything you write be way better? The one you upload to a computer after you've been writing with it? Like capturx software and digital pens? I know there's lots of different versions of these out there.

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Anyone feeling mistreated by a company, take a shot and see if they have a "customer retention" department. These are the people you complain to. Their job is to do just about anything to keep you as a customer and sometimes it might be worth it for everyone involved.

Doh!

Marty McFly approves!

What movie is that from? Face off?

Well, there's no shortage of fingerprints on my phone that's as sure as shit.

Why do Gizmodo authors do so much gratuitous cursing. I mean really, it's so un-fucking necessary!

I try to grab some ladies boobs. If I don't get slapped then it's definitely a dream. If I do get slapped, strike 1!

You might wanna carry this, you know, just in case.

It will happen all at once when you turn 75...ka bloom! Clearly you work for coca-cola. Just kidding, the problem is that so many kids POUND soda like it's water AND are sedentary and eat all sorts of other crap. People forget that although there is 25% increased chance, it's just 25% and it's just a chance, but…

Krang does not look very Krangy

Hey I'm all for making things accessible, but I hate to see people sued into it. Also, I wonder who ends up paying for it? What about the blind who would benefit from a description of what is happening in the movie? Finally, what about those millions of Americans suffering from PPD (plot perception deficiency). They…

Yeah, I'm what you'd call a functioning moron. My wife confirmed it long ago. I'm sorry I meant asshole.