If I weren't so fucking stupid I might even be offended by your comment!

I don't mind death threats, as long as it's not that motherfucker from Nigeria who needs me to help him claim his millions of dollars!

we have the right to bear arms, but bears have the right to tear arms!

What? No free camelback potato sling with slurping tube?

Am I the only one turned on by the cartoon Amazon chick? Wouldn't matter anyhow, she's probably already dating some cartoon guy who's a real asshole. Oh well...

Thats very interesting thanks

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.....(only old dudes will get this)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT@! It gives you a real appreciation how technology is so cumulative in nature. It's hard to imagine the advances in mass production, engineering, machining, electronics, etc. that not only makes this possible, but it is a goddamn feat of quality control that something like this doesn't just fucking…

Gorgeous rocking horse? If someone got that for me when i was i kid i would be all like "what the fuck am i supposed to do with this? Hang laundry on it? Yeah that's a gorgeous rocking horse...and this is an adorable teddy bear...WTF?

wait a sec, you mean it doesn't let you turn your iphone output into usb fire???? Isn't that what fire wire is? Now I'm confused...

I like this better

I thought HG wells had it right...

+1 for British Nostradamus!

lol

What? No Fleshlight iPhone case? You all know you want to......

Let's see if it can beat me at ro sham bo!

If i ever get sucked out of an airlock I want it to be this chick....

I prefer urban camouflage.....

That's why Mermaids invented blowjobs

I can't think of a witty retort, but I think it has something to do with this?