He loves me! He really loves me!

yeah it probably used to be sold under the name "The Anal Executioner!" or something like that....

So they work on unicorns?

I think it's because the geek squad lifter developed a hydraulic leak...

it walks like no human i've seen....

My friend does this one to me all the time....."hey I can't talk right now i've AT&T on the other line......"

Thank you sir, it just so happens i purchased a new internets caddy today online....

Wow! 4 Gspot stimulators in a rechargeable base! that is a great deal!

You're right they did take that idea from terminator!

Fuck no. I only DVR significant world events, like, um, I don't know, like futurama maybe? I know that Morbo agrees.

Add your own whistling sound...

I like the expansion slot that comes with the Ultra book......

And the rocket's red glare.....my left leg in the air......What? Too soon?

Um,, amazon package teleporter that lets you point your phone at the table top and the package you ordered materializes? I would buy it for that alone.

Yeah I would have at least expected the russian equivalent of holy shit! or something

Huzzah!

That pales in comparison to the energy that could be reclaimed if we could capture and convert all the hot air in Washington.

Yes please!

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