I found that viagra actually makes my wife limp...but she can usually walk normally again in a couple days.
Awesome with awesome sauce...
I think there is already a device that works quite well against mountain lions although admittedly my colt 45 still does not have an iphone dock.....
There is actually a channel 1000 on my direct TV. Really? Channel 1000? I guess you need that many channels when there are shows like "Extreme Couponing"
Why do you suppose they call him boris the bullet dodger?
Seeing as its the japanese, i'm surprised it isn't also a fully functional toilet!
"In the year 2525 your arms are hangin' limp by your side....."
It's Miss Goodhead, not Hedy!
In Soviet Union...nevermind....
If they just renamed the birth control pill to "the morning before pill" maybe they wouldn't need the morning after pill?
Condoms that come with free hookers. Now that's a marketing campaign I can get behind, or the hookers can get behind, someone's getting behind...
The chaise lounge gets way more channels and broadband!
It's probably only slightly more expenseive than the cardboard tube that held the toilet paper that Harrison Ford wiped his ass with....
Instant techno boner!
I prefer Jay Leno's take on Siri, i think they should have gone that way...
What's photoshop?
Opulence, I has it....(kisses tiny giraffe)
it doesn't at all surpirse me they made a stink about it. I was afraid they would stop me because i was playing the Peter Gunn theme on my iPhone.....
My TV free glasses are much cheaper....