she doesn't have to worry about being shot, how would a bullet get through all that fat to her vital organs????

So the bisexual people just put the following and wait for the emails to come pouring in.....

Hey, did they also patent the three finger technique for holding a phone with a fucked-up internal antenna??? That's totally innovative! Try and come up with that you Samsung fucks!

Whatch-you-talkin' bout circle of Willis?

and she's not even the fattest person i can think of, i just really really don't like her!

Yeah, but I can still tell there's going to be a hurricane before my dog does, so that ties up the score

I demand that congress pass tough new legislation to license all drug dealers and distributors. Who's with me? Bueller?

Oh yeah? Well you should never throw Rosie O'Donnell up in the air to celebrate (even if you could) because if she falls just 5 feet and lands anywhere near you you'll fall into to hole she creates.

Why the fuck are we not using this said the guy with 6 fucking crowns..You know why they call them crowns? Because only a fucking king can afford them!

Yes, yes, but does it work on Bull Semen?

Were they transporting that semen to the Bull Market? You know, the one over on Wall Street they keep talking about?

Q: What do you call a herd of Bulls masterbating?

I love this guy and so do Penn and Teller, and BOY is the psychic stuff BULLSHIT!

I specialize in off-topic...Thank you...

Bite my shiny metal pdf Nikon!

It's very effective, you just change the fluids as they get older. Water for pre-k kids, Lemon juice in the eye for elementary, tabasco middle school kids, then switch over to muriatic acid when they are teens.

bows graciously....

I don't understand, did it break a record for the number of seconds off the ground or the number of hours wasted on total fucking bullshit! Oh how silly of me, the number of hours wasted on total fucking bullshit is currently held by congress. She'll never come close to that....

they should at least make it electric

Velocirapter, meet Apache-copter....