The honeybadger doesn't fucking care, it does what it wants.

Rule #1: never apologize for not posting the hottest chick!

What makes batshit crazier than any other animal's shit??? Ok i looked it up, apparently it is because some people smoke batshit (guano) and it is allegedly a hallucinogen.....interesting....

Finally! something to match my chrome shower squeegee!

yeah the way it works is that the alarm goes off the moment you land in Japan.....

Yeah but they can still have sex with them right?

Touche!

Once again we prove that F-15s are faster than fire

was Arnie the one that Henry invented and made from a bucket? Actually, no i just looked. It was MAC

Get me one with a SFIV or Halo theme and I'm totally there....

If I catch Mr. J looking at those computer sluts I'm quitting!

your dork needs its ears pinned back...

That little tone you hear every time you get a text message is the sound of 1 sperm dying...

You hope it works every time.....

so the training wheels come down every time you stop???

Clever, cool, useless. I can mute more reliably with no programming. Call me when they have a device that can scan your favorite channels as soon as there is a commercial on the one you Are watching. The first channel it finds with no commercials it stops on, when your channel is back from commercial it jumps back.…

whoa, whoa,....no blowjobs???

Finally! A phone that Rosie O'Donnell can keep in her back pocket!

it's not just trolling, it's infinite trolling!

If you can't find it on the first page, it's going to be tits on the second page....