I laughed my ass off when i saw that the first time. God damn, that was funny.

Don't get me wrong, it's very, very cool and the gait looks pretty damn natural, but you're not going to sneak up on anybody anytime soon wtih it, it's kind of noisy (vft-vft-vft-vft)

Yeah, it's cool, but does it make that shu-du-du-du-du sound when you jump like 50 feet?

Judging by the title I thought this was going to be totally NSFW!

Yes but will it work with Bass???

Opulence, I has it...and that is why I must have decadent hotel battleship!

And for those lovely BBWs guys there's the heavy duty "Smart Rope"

Uh, yeah...boss? Um, about that request for promotion I put in...nevermind...

Everybody gets one! (thwip!)

Very, very creative!

+1

They should pull a Rita Rudner move: If you buy something you don't need (iPad), you get something you don't want (touchpad) for free!

EMP from the new apple mother ship

Um, he wanted to upgrade to a faster processor? Thank you, Alex i'll take "Things that are a complete waste of time" for 500...

Of course because you were all so preoccupied with the illusion you failed to notice the obvious...Double Illusion!

hmmmm

The thing about talking with people is that you have to visualize what they are talking about sometimes and you are exactly correct. It interferes with what you actually see because of what you are visualizing. So its really bad if someone is describing something that you must visualize. Like this morning my wife says…

lol thanks. i didn't do the photo (I wish i had) just the text...

Nice! but where are the bitches at????

Oh loosen up the bone wilma....