I seem to remebmer things as being much less fish-eyed than that....but it was a long time ago...

om nom nom.....

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Can't we come to an agreement?

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Shut up Gore! You had your chance!

WTF happened in our history that made something vital to our survival (the sun) start killing us? Why the fuck did we develop on this planet if our own sun is against us! Motherfucker! I can understand having to use sunscreen on fucking mars or something, we didn't grow up there, but on the earth? Shenanigans!

You forgot dick mounted gps in case you stumble into something particularly cavernous...

Great gear ass spelunker!

a passthrough?

thanks but it was only worth 8! Here is your 2 internets change....but what can you buy for 2 internets anymore?

Listeria, is that what listerine kills???

When it can run after and catch a pig give me a call....

I think John Waters should be the voice....

Wait, so is it a thumb drive or a bum drive? Time to download the brown file.

no im not, but my 75 pound pit mix is.....and she doesn't need a shotgun!

First of all, it isn't a gustnado, it's a Fairricane. Secondly, I don't know why the stage collapsed, but I do know this, with all the attorneys we have in this country the phrase "shit happens" will be banished from the knowledge base because everything is somebody's fault, you just have to look hard enough!

Ahem....

Thanks, I think that's the way it should be. Where i live there are people driving who aren't doing ANY of things and they put everyone at risk!

OMG! Regina styled her hair exactly like the chart of the 1974 stock market crash! What are the odds?