yep looks like the inside of a car. i just keep thinking sell toes tho and its grossing me out

I love how they still have the same mindless boilerplate that I’m sure appears in all their ads.

Fraud is inconceivably difficult to prove...

The math would lay out that in Game 3 Toronto will be up by 15 at the half, Curry will come out and put up 17 straight threes in 10 minutes, then his right foot will fall off and the Warriors will lose by 4. In game 4 Curry comes back with a wheel where his right foot was and puts up a triple double, before Andre…

Toyota is finding customers are more interested in this propulsion system on its standard models, such as the Corolla and Camry sedans and RAV4 and Highlander SUVs.

I’m starting an app-based roller blade micro mobility share startup.

The dog is gonna love this.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

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Seeing as how the picture cuts out on mobile devices (Android anyway), and the picture is grainy, I made it easy for everyone to read.

Personally, I like that they’re not faking Russian accents, since it usually comes across as cartoonist. I suppose Russian actors would have been a good idea, but, then you have to find enough that can speak English well enough to really pull off all the parts.

Whenever I see an early 1980’s jaguar, I think of the move Crazy People starring Dudley Moore, who was the ad exec that came up with this:

I like the idea, but Jalopnik HQ might get a call from Cosmo’s crack legal team...

This is what I want to read here. Real world reliability of these things. I like BMW’s but I like them with warranties. A complex BMW (which twin turbo’s is) without a warranty is a problem. 

Looks like the full name of the tires are Cosmo Mucho Macho.  They also sell tires named Kitty Kat, Sexy Beast, and Chubby Nubby.  Their marketing director is 10 years old.

One could say that it is idiotic to buy such a long car with truck engine that only seats two.

9 years and 146,000 miles later, I wonder how many of those 555 horses are still in the stable. I would spend the $16K on something that wouldn’t require a second mortgage the first time it had to be serviced.  CP