That’sa Canadian average, which is only like 25% in the USA. 

Mercedes and BMW are doing literally the exact same thing with AMG and M. This is a smart move by Cadillac to get people interested in the models below the V.

This is all interesting stuff but the most surprising to me is the existence of a machine for doing what I was specifically told never to do, putting cold water in a hot engine. 

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Look at it this way, we will be leaving Nissan and Mitsu out for now, since they are not part of the merger, and will not be in the immediate future.

I would still say that most cars are a wee bit nicer than their owners’ homes (by design). The flipside is I used to joke that if we demanded as much from our homes as we did from our cars, the median house would be $2 million+

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

In the NHL, this *nearly* worked for the Vegas team that showed up at the start of last season (although it did rely on backing into an all-star goalie).

Would you pay $5,000 for this stuff? Or would you try to save a little bit and perform the modifications yourself? Maybe you’re the type of person to just say screw it and let the dealer install all the go-faster bits so you don’t have the headache of dealing with it.

I mean, standing is the least you can do. If you really wanted to respect the troops you’d softly caress a flag, then pull it closer and tell it all the things you’d like to do to it, noting that your daughter is the only thing you’d like to touch more. Tell it that you’d spangle its stars until its banner couldn’t…

And fund the VA. 

Seems like the best way to support our troops is to vote against these imperialist warmongers.

I read quite a few of the Twitter replies, this is a huge outpouring of grief, pain, and loss—and also this exchange:

Speaking of round objects passing between people’s legs, many of us would experience joy if Darren Rovell pulled his head out of his ass.

But so many people are standing during the National Anthem now. You mean to tell me the troops need more support? I was told if we got rid of kneeling athletes all of our troop related problems would go away.

I don’t even want to know of the dark desires reside in the cob-webbed corners of Rovell’s mind.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

What the fuck, indeed. Now who’s going to tell me how shuffling off this mortal coil is going to affect Bill Buckner’s brand?

Who needs a stinkin’ key?