Oh, no. Trust me. You knock over a fire hydrant, water comes a-spewing. That one is probably disconnected or inoperable.

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Just get rid of interleague play. The best parts of baseball happen when clubs really hate eachother cause they play 40 times a year. I went to Pirates Reds this weekend. The stadium was packed to watch two terrible teams play. Why? Because the weather was perfect and these two teams have exciting games.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”

You could just get a manual as well and never worry about locking it.

I hope next year, they cool it with the Elisabeth Moss staring into the camera shots.

Who was doing their jobs? Who stood back during the shooting when parkland happened? Who accosted, and wrongly accused the brother in Texas? Who are some of the country’s biggest advocates for the NRA?

So you are two white cops, who just arrested a black man and in this climate of Presidential approved racism, you decide to walk him down the street with a rope tied around his ALREADY handcuffed hands? These two dumb asses never even thought about it like “ maybe this won’t look good”? 

The primary benefit of boarding early on a plane that has assigned seats (see: not Southwest) is the assurance that you won’t have to gate-check your carry-on suitcase, which can be very important for business travelers who might not have the time to wait for a bag at the claim after the plane lands.

Because they have poor credit and it’s all they can afford?

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

They won’t. Alabama is made up of white trash inbred, and their sister-wives miscarry a lot due to the inbreeding.

it’s not a terrible leap from this, to banning women from driving.