My first car: 1979 Ford Mustang. I always wanted a Mustang. It was my favorite model growing up. By, as we all know, the mid to late 70s and early 80s Mustangs were pretty much crap. My Pony leaked oil as fast as I could replace it. I changed the valve cover gaskets so many times that I got a free sandwich from the…

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Fuck these selfish assholes.

I mean, this sounds like exactly how I wanna spend my elderly years. 

that’s not how he prefers his steaks.

which is well done, soaked in ketchup.

Hillary had pneumonia. She had undiagnosed pneumonia for months and went to work every day. She fought through it until it got the best of her. BUT, the so-called librul media still slimed her and covered it like it was the end of the world.

Hopefully the physician prescribed him 2 packs of smoke a day and a constant diet of 32 oz medium rare steaks covered in salt.

Here’s to all those late night hamberdurs catching up to him!

The only relationship it has with a real mustang is that color. Check out my friends Grabber Blue Mach 1 (get it?). Exact same color!

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

This is awesome. Some day in the future, humans may actually be able to see out of Camaros.

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

HE IS ON PACE FOR 328 POINTS THIS SEASON!*

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

Forever President and first couple. They deserve every dollar of that Netflix and book deal money. Their happiness is inspiring (as if they owed us anything else, but they do it anyway)

Um..... *whispers* because it’s literally my job

Both sides just oversimplify the situation here to a ridiculous degree in order to present us either as what fits their political agenda.