Yeah, no way they’d get invited to the WH. Trump thinks soccer is for the furriners. And the women...are not his type (the type he likes to rape\molest)

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

America today is at odds with people who love our big wet white supremacist president and people who don’t particularly care for white supremacy or said big wet president.

Trump is, however, a big fan the Tuskegee Experiment.

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

Of course not. Don’t be stupid.

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

Hopefully Alex Jones suffers a similar fate by the time the Sandy Hook lawsuits are done. 

Stand pretty close to the sound engineer for the venue, because that’s the person who is listening to the show and tuning the sound.

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

Is there even any precedent for a team coming back from losing the first two games, at home, to the Columbus Blue Jackets, and then going on to win the series, much less the Stanley Cup? I’m not going to waste my time looking back through years of Stanley Cup playoffs history to find the answer, but I’m guessing…

Conservatives “oppose” birth control and abortion right up to the point in time when they need to use either.

As awful as this, at least New Zealanders can take comfort in the fact that tens of millions of their citizens and half their government aren’t going to say in the immediate aftermath that the lives lost are less important than some archaic 200 year old amendment that the gun lobby uses to rake in profits under the…

Sports are better with petty beefs.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Did someone say Chuck E Cheese

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

The brand is absolutely a fashion brand, and it’s incredibly difficult for fashion to remain relevant. It’s very difficult to keep up with changing trends while still maintaining the brand image that Harley needs to sell bikes.