I have truly never seen anyone pay the correct amount for their own food. Honestly. Every time I have EVER gone along with the “okay I am putting in $30 for my drink and entree”, I always end up putting in extra to deal with the shortage. Except with one group of friends who are the bomb. Otherwise, serious nightmare.…

More than that, you think a baby has never choked to death at home? You think your average mom or dad has any friggin’ clue how to deliver infant CPR? Hell, we went to classes before our first, and I was terrified when we brought that baby home. Trusting him to professionals who we had met and vetted was a sweet…

Not to mention that it suggests that parents who choose to go back to work at or even before 3 months (even when more leave is available) are deliberately playing Russian Roulette with their kid’s life.

Yeah... the headline is a bit trolltastic. It implies the death was caused by leaving the child at daycare and we just don’t know that at the moment.

Things I loved:

Yes, at the show I saw, two kittens were the warm up act. They apparently had been found somewhere nearby, and the trainers taught them a few basic tricks to con audience members into adopting them.

This was so dumb and my favorite thing all at the same time.

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

It is entirely possible that Sheen was open with those close to him, and those he had sexual relations with, but still wanted to keep it from the general public. He would not have been able to keep it quiet for long if he complained to the police that he was being blackmailed.

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

And for the times we need to make damn sure the message is clear, “all y’all”.

The only thing that surprises me about this incident is that it DIDN’T take place in Florida.

Worked in direct mail for a long time. So many cases where UPS (or any of the carriers) would just slap the label that fell off on a similar box and send it on it’s merry way.

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

Haha. I wash once a week and I use so. much. conditioner. The back of the bottle used to say “start with a quarter sized amount” and I’m like oh you mean a quarter of this bottle? perfect.

Here’s to not washing your hair often. When I first had mine dyed a super pale and high maintenance color I backed off washing but was used to it getting greasy in 2 days, now months later I wash maybe once a week (rinsing other days) and it never gets greasy and is way healthier. I blame Big Shampoo.

I’ve seen the skinny tie go in and out several times in my life. I love the look, but it comes with two warnings. 1) It’s a look best worn when young and 2) a look that suits thinner people because on a heavy person it looks a string attached to your head which is now a balloon.

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

I think it’s considered rape, because she would never have consented to having sex with this chick wearing a dick. It’s similar to when some rando fucks someone’s wife in the dark, pretending to be her husband.

Nicki’s...can’t be real, BUT! An ass that size could absolutely be real, as demonstrated by my older sister. For the last decade she has lived in a never-ending nightmare of ill-fitting pants, creepy old men, creepy young men, and rude children “whispering” (lol more like quietly yelling) to their parents, “Why is her…