That looks like the kind of crappy conference center where you’re stuck inside all day, bored to tears, can only intermittently heard the speaker, and the provided lunch is half a subway sandwich with extra sad lettuce and tomato, and your choice of mayo or mustard packet with off brand beverages too weird even for…

(of the Target Mossimos)

I guess one benefit of the coronavirus is that it’s going to be a lot harder for Laughlin to make the rounds of the daytime talk shows and shed a lot of crocodile tears in her bid for redemption.

The rate at which eggs appear is higher than it should be, but it’s not all that bad. I see the same amount of normal balloons and fossils I would see on a given day and the tree/leaf eggs only occupy normal trees.

thank you lord jesus for making me a gay man. in your name i pray. amen

He’s got a career doing Hallmark movies if nothing else. They love a generically attractive male lead who is okay wearing plaid on camera.

I’m proud to provide this photo as a public service to Jezspin.

Wourder

It doesn’t give us any hints toward the big “spoiler” that has been teased for the show’s first episode, but it’s good to know he won’t be one of those silent cowboy-types.

Probably wants Huffman’s recipe for her signature pruno blanc.

There’s gotta be at least one more out there, right? That’s the one my money’s on - the one who realizes it’s far better NOT to be known as the fruit of his defective seed.

We need Trumps kids deathmatch

1. Thank you!

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

You understand the criteria of this pissing contest, unlike the happy families above ^^^^.

Sorry, I meant did you join the cult.

I starred your comment and took it out of the grays because you’re right, and that’s why my comment wandered into “but they do raise a lot of money for...” territory.

Loved your story but have to chime in just because of the “Fuck Salvation Army” thing. In 2008 during the recession, I was laid off and bills started piling up. No one was hiring and unemployment wasn’t enough to cover everything. After a couple months of being behind on my electric bill, I received a shut off notice…

That last line is the best part.

Wrong St. Petersburg.