Even from my 500 sq ft studio apartment I can see that pool sucks. 

I think he’s Canadian, too, so bonus. 

I can’t get past Candiace as a name. The only way it doesn’t swerve towards candy-ass implies......Candy-ah-chay? 

Brad bugged me until the Ginger Beer one. When he tried to write the word “beer” and accidentally wrote “brad”, more than once, I nearly died.

My money is on Tiffany.  The secret one. 

I have accidentally done that- before CA went legal I was in Portland, and I only found the eighth in my raincoat pocket b/c I had opened it and I smelled it.  A lot of weed now comes in sealed plastic pouches- if you don’t open it before you pack, it doesn’t smell. Or so I’ve heard. 

I have been to Burning Man twice, and the main reason I would go back is the music.

She looks like she is having a blast- I hope so! 

As a gay, I have been to way too many Hooters, including in Mobile, AL and Tempe, AZ. In AZ I was with a colleague who informed me she had never been to Hooters. I found this unbelievable, as she looked like a Hooters recruitment poster (she was from Sacramento). Anyhoots (see what I did), I was on a MISSION and…

He looks mad!

We always called it University of Second Choice, it was where you sent the (rich) family ne’er do well.  They have done a really good PR job. 

Oh my god

It also helps with super sweaty individuals, hyperhydrosis I think? I have a friend who absolutely drips sweat from his palms, usually when he’s nervous. He now gets his hands botoxed and it has worked wonders.  Who knew? 

Topo Chico ftw

I went to UCSD for a while in the late 80's/early 90's, and we would go to Tijuana all the time. For a time there was an effort to start an alternative to the Revolucion bars/clubs, which you had to take a psychotic cab ride to and from the border. The “new” strip was walkable from the border, and there was one club…

No surge in SF last night- Upper Haight to TL (addresses are........close?):

My...SIL? Definitely not IL as my sis and her partner aren't married (Their quote: "How gay is that?") but my sis' partners' sis A) makes pamplemousse in her basement, and Secondly) does so while raising blind fish that eat rotting fruit. She gave me a very fancy espresso machine last year knowing that I'd install it…

YUM. My pee already smells weird just thinking about it!

I work with someone who is already vociferously married, and so has taken to (sans request) planning weddings for all of her single friends- just in case. They are, for the most part, destination weddings, with the destinations all being places she wishes to have an excuse to visit. It is strangely fascinating to…

Team Laika here, but goth hero? Is it the white stripe a la Yolande of Dies Antwoord?