Exhibitionist

Wonder whether she’ll hire hire a transwoman to “trap” him like she said she would to take revenge on a cheating boyfriend... yeah, she surely can do no wrong.

Oh, I’m so glad to see this, because this is the fucking CONSTANT problem at my workplace, and I thought it was just me that was furious about it. We have two unisex bathrooms, and there is FOREVER like a quarter cup of piss just chilling on the floor in front of the toilets. If these nasty motherfuckers can’t clean…

I have been there, man. This kid plops on the toilet, both hands grasping it like it’s a horse or something. I mean, he’s little and it’s big, it makes sense. But goddamn.

Going into a disgusting stall with a 3 year old who’s been holding it for as long as possible already and quickly wiping down everything and sitting him on the seat. “Don’t touch anything”. Then he immediately lets one of his hands rest in the gap in the front of the toilet seat, which if we’re lucky, has only pee and…

Ok... but then if this happens to these guys, assuming it is not the FIRST time they’ve attempted to pee into a toilet... what prevents them from just sitting down at the toilet to ensure the urine goes into the bowl?

Which one of your coworkers is a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Since you’re in a stall, if you can’t hit the water standing, have a seat.

Perhaps they are a T-Rex.

I’ve given up on this hill. It would appear that somewhere around 75% of men experience almost complete blindness and loss of hearing when they pull their penis out to piss.

I mean... put the fucking seat up. This isn’t that hard, right?

i’d guess tiny penis.

I don’t have any excuse for those folks, because they also didn’t clean up after themselves, but sometimes penises are tricky.

I assume their gut gets in the way of sighting the initial aim, and once you’ve missed, why bother trying to correct it.

Pissing on a toilet seat happens, but not cleaning up your own mess is the real issue. Toilet paper is right there and you know you made the mess, nobody else has to know it even happened. 

It’s time to add the Disaster Watch logo to all Fallout 76 articles like Fahey did with SimCity.

And nothing of value was lost.