Thanks, I think I had Logix on the brain because of his clutch play the last round!

As a Californian, I had more than one anti-vax friend. By the time the Measles outbreaks started happening here again, all of them had gotten their kids vaccinated and turned around on the anti-vax stance they had taken except one, who is no longer a friend anyway (for unrelated, but still kinda related, reasons).

I have friends who swear by this game. They also like Overwatch but for whatever reason, Paladins is their preferred game.

The Shock are the best story in OWL, in my opinion. They looked quite bad in the first couple rounds despite having some exceptional individual talent. They traded out their coach. They made some good subs. And now they’re actually winning games and coming together as a team (with the occassional blunder). No, they…

Symmetra is the ace queen we certainly do not deserve.

Bzzzzz.

Can’t wait to play as a black lady just to piss these yahoos off.

I’m really anxious for that Symmetra update. Between this and the Oasis skin, I’m not sure which I like more... I can totally picture Symmetra showing up at a party like this being extremely serious about performing magic.

My “anger honks” are actually more like “shame honks” and they’re almost exclusively for people who push through a yellow light and end up blocking traffic from the crossing lane.

Last night during an OWL match, the announcer literally describe the *healer* as being *in the pocket* referring to “the pocket” as, I guess, the area where the DPS were.

Ah yes, the objective review. *carts out massive three hundred page spreadsheet of objective measures*

It’s the new San Francisco Treat.

I would be surprised if it’s a “remake” of Yellow, but not surprised if it’s a Kanto-based game with Pikachu and Eevee as starters. Now would be the time to make a welcoming Pokemon game that appeals to new players (and frankly, older players). I look at it similar to how Monster Hunter World brought MonHun to a lot…

See, if this had been San Francisco, she could have just gone outside to grab a pre-made turd from the street instead of making it herself.

Was gonna say the exact same thing. That woman drops that house’s value a good 10% and if karma were real, a very nice black family would move in next door, have a cookout for the whole neighborhood, and she would grudgingly show up with potato salad with fucking raisins in it.

I would rather a Star Fox racing game inspired by the likes of F-Zero than another traditional Star Fox game after the mediocrity that was Star Fox Zero. I wonder if they’ll go the whole nine yards and have cross-franchise characters like Captain Falcon (or Squid Kids? or K. K. Slider?) in it as well.

I loved it when people were saying “pwned” (“pawned”) and didn’t realize it was because the “p” key is next to the “o” key on a standard keyboard and it’s just from an era before auto-correct when people used to fat-finger the word incorrectly.

Maybe?

Wait, all the past skins are going to be available?

This was a smart play too because baby Dva is such a squishy target that most people think of her as a free kill, so pocket healing her while she’s focused lets everyone take down the rest of the opposing team.