I read this as Dikgolf.
For the record I'm into it.

This entire cast are nothing but freaks. I fucking love it.
I've been looking for something to fill the Parks and Rec void; Is Brooklyn 99 a sufficient replacement?

Yeah, I understand it's become cliché at this point, to equate it with yellow submarine seems harsh.
Also I'll have you know it'll be DR Dr. Lee, Ph.D as soon as I graduate DeVry.

Jesus Christ I could not love this man anymore than I do.
The Apartment is my MVP; the sexual politics are tricky and challenging, the stakes are deliciously high (which literally never happens in rom coms anymore; I think there is an article about that on this site somewhere) and to my knowledge it is the only movie…

Really? Hey Jude?
Really really?

It has it's charms; why, just yesterday I saw a nice man meowing like a cat at the liquor store clerk for 20 minutes while she tried to get him to pay.

Summer of Dik!

Oddly enough, I had this happen with the simpsons; at the time I was obsessed Family Guy had taken off, so when I got to middle school all of a sudden I was an old fogey for quoting it.
Then I discovered the internet and everything started coming up Dr. Lee (Ph.D).

I am going to miss this column, but at the same time I totally identify with the sentiment here; I just had a 3 year relationship end, a new job begin and a college hand me a diploma all within 2 weeks, and honestly I am excited at the prospect of the mythical constructive summer.
Of course, considering every single…

I would've taken polythene pam over she came in through the bathroom window, if we're picking favorite abbey road medley pieces, but other than that this list is pretty spot on.

MST3K, of all the cults, fandoms and oddities out there, has consistently treated it's fans the best. Out of print? We'll reprint it. No money? Guess we'll upload it to youtube lol. Got canceled? Time to make two separate spin offs helmed by which ever host you preferred. Like holy shit guys.

"No really, no need. Just finished off myself" (gets up, loads new vegas)

Dear lord I just popped a semi

Oh geez, I have music to get sad, happy and angry to, but hungry? Groundbreaking

I think that's why I love it so much; it establishes rules and then pretty quickly starts to subvert them. Your assessment hits the nail on the head; it's different, but good.

Guys, your site is great and all, but if I keep vomiting all over my monitor after reading your headlines I will loose my job.

That's fair; It definitely was a more successful attempt at adding character to Samus than, erm, more recent entries, but at the same time it really didn't shoot for subtlety. or pacing. The best thing the prime games did was have a backstory and not explain any of it outright, which would've made fusion pretty…

Would you get the rusty shank before or after the morph ball?

Exactly; the best thing these games can do is build these elaborate worlds and then leave explaining it up to the player. I can't tell you how much time I poured into those little logs.

I actually disagree with Mr. Handlen about Fusion; one of the greatest moments of the series is playing a Half Life-ish style narrative than having all guidance more or less pulled out from under you about half way through. Much like the growth he's talking about here, you begin to explore without the big dumb…