Ted Cruz is getting his just chunky soups.

To be viewed to the tune of “Nothing Else Matters.”

A rabbi calling for the end of Israeli West Bank occupation. Hell yeah.

In less than a month it will have been 240 years since America declared its independence and this country began. In those 240 years there has not been a single woman as a presidential nominee of a major party. ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

The system is fundamentally broken and there are still people unwilling or not ready to accept it. I switched my registration from Green to Democratic to vote for him (then switched back first chance I could get), even though I knew it would make no difference in my district or state, simply because he is the first…

The distinction - and it is an important one - is that successful people work hard to put themselves in positions to be lucky. The people I know who complain about being unlucky usually do nothing to improve their circumstance, they keep doing the same thing and wonder why everyone around them keep getting lucky.

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

I am just about ready for us to retire cancer as a metaphor.

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

That’s what is scariest about him imo. We have no idea where he really stands on anything. His presidency would just be him waking up and saying, “Hmm, what do I feel like doing today? Pushing for education reform, or creating a national registry for Muslims? LET’S FLIP A COIN, MELANIA!”

Screw You, Trump, for making me feel something other than hatred for Cruz.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

As a parent of a small daughter all I can say is your right but you are going to exhaust yourself. My daughter is also multi cultural, and if I had to sit her down and fight every micro bs moment we wouldn’t have time to have fun with life. The best I can teach her is that it is up to her to define her own existance,…

This is fantastic - no sarcasm.

As much as it would be amazing to see US go to Mars first, I would be more happy if it was a united effort with Russia, the EU, and China. (India could join, but I’m not sure how far their space program has progressed.)

Let’s not forget his role in appointing George W President in 2000.

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

Damn, these tweets have me thinking I need to do some serious rewrites on my script: The Sloven Schlub Who Does Sex With Younger, Hotter Women.