The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

You’re forgetting the increased radiation dose.

Symptoms of hyperkalemia include decreased blood pressure, stomach cramps, diarrhea, vomiting, irritability and fatigue. An irregular heart beat can occur when the muscles and nerves begin to malfunction. Some people report a tingling sensation in the hands, feet and tongue. In severe cases, hyperkalemia may cause…

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Alliteration, maybe. But poetry is thriving. As is poetic justice (see:Owen Labrie)

I met Bruce at a hotel downroute during his Astreus years - I think it was somewhere in the Canaries but it was a long time and a crate full of alcohol ago so I wouldn’t bet my life on it - and he’s awesome.

We’ll get on fabulously without you. Enjoy your fall.

Yeah.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

I love any kind of cartrucks, especially little convertibles, and one day will own the baddest ass 4×4 Karman ghia that ever hooned

whenever i read ‘the female did/said/went/etc’ i think of animal planet and documentaries.

The female said

IIRC, Clarkson was the one who reported the incident and felt awful it happened from day 1.

But in a more human sense, Clarkson’s apology to Tymon was unusually compassionate for the man usually known for his sharp critiques

Jezza did accept responsibility, are you living under a rock?

Please Please Please put Clarkson in Snickers commercial.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

“You’ve got to lock me away! I’M A SLASHER! ... ... ...Of high PRICES!”