The real criminal is whoever bought those wheels.

Drop in a 383 B-block!

Damn. I only have 3/4 of a million miles left to go until my T100 gets there, and 523,000 until my RN38 pickup. This competition that I didn’t know I was in until just now is strong.

Funny, all the crossover and jellybean-car cultists bag on how body-on-frame sucks and it’s coarser and yadda yadda yadda, but I generally hate unibody because there’s no additional mass between the driveline and you to soak up all the road noise. Both of my past cars irritated the hell out of me because they killed…

I have a question: is it still just a minivan with a notch cut out of the back?

“CNN pundits S.E. Cupp and Ana Navarro...”

I’ll name one “Ammon Bundy”.

Agreed.

Excellent point.

I’d always wanted to chop a Trans Sport from the b-pillars forward and make it into some kind of kickass flight simulator.

Compensation for a loss in resale value will be minimal at best. My (now dead) Corolla was part of that unintended acceleration kerfuffle; and even though NHTSA testing indicates that there were no mechanical or electronic issues behind the incidents, Toyota still got slapped with a class-action lawsuit that worked…

“I [’m self-deluded into thinking that I’m relevant] so…”

Not a Tesla, but a local E-Golf with an “ACDC VW” vanity plate drives like a total asshole; tailgating, speeding, rolling stop signs, generally driving it like he’s stolen it. The works.

12-year-old car thief kid: the next GOP frontrunner.

Somehow, I knew this would be a Jeffrey Wells stunt going into this link. The guy is basically the embodiment of everyone you want to avoid on a dating site: he farms out his “younger/leaner days” picture (check his blog), he’s self-entitled and deluded, makes a habit out of throwing tissy fits and tries to throw…

That’s too high-roller for this jackass. Swisher Sweets and Aqua Velva.

This is Christopher Walkins’ chubby brother, then?

So you can make your Heep into an FJ Cruiser.