Next thing you know they’ll be rebranded under a new name, Ord Motors.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

“The last of the V8 Interceptors”

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

Best term I ever heard for a broken timing belt in an interference motor was “Valve and Piston Orgy”

undocumented feature is another name for a bug.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go to?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say yourself, “My God! What have I done?”

Call me OJ and take my money. The price does fit you must admit. Nice price!

1989 was a great time for American sports cars, from the Mercedes SL...

Is it still grounded to the ground??

Can you really get a closer shave with less irritation using the front grille?

Um... Painted sheet metal?

I feel badly for these folks in the newspaper industry. It used to be a pretty respectable industry, both in terms of potential profits if you did your job well and in terms of respectability. It made for a good career.

I’m sorry, are you talking about these affronts to humanity?!

I like the air horns. But they should be pointed backwards, to both aid in propulsion, and to honk back at the impatient people waiting for you to make it up that hill.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

If I had infinite money, I would offer FCA eleventy billion dollars to make a boxy, 1993-style body for the Cherokee - just for one or two model years.