I always scroll down to the comments, because you never know what kind of corniness will turnip.

If you have any vegetable jokes, lettuce know.

That is deliciously hideous. I want one.

For some reason I just heard the Green Hornet’s theme all of a sudden.

Is it weird that I was hoping this was real.

1. How variable is the CVT?

Haha.

I prefer to own cars that are more than just a rolling Check Engine Light.

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

So let me get this straight... The dealerships are free to tell union members that they can reapply for their individual jobs and it’s all good. But if the union goes and talks to individual dealers it’s a problem?

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

Are you going to sit here and tell me that BMW has a series of letters and numbers that mean nothing?!

dat letter/number decal market doe. BMW knows all about that

Mercedes-Benz CLA.

Might as well be called the “Dodge Eunuch” because whenever I see them they’re driven by “manly men” with sword tattoos with dragons. They have their manly Oakley glasses perched atop their nose like a mask of valour. However, in the back seat are two kids and a child seat. The man said “Nay, wife. I will not have a…

I got one.

Neh, I’m kinda burned-out too. I mean tired. Never mind.

Lots of cars are coupes. Not all of them are Super Coupes, however.